Archer (2009)
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Season 1
Ep 1 - Mole Hunt Toggle seen
Archer is in trouble with his Mother and the Comptroller because his expense account is way out of proportion to his actual expenses. So he creates the idea that a Mole has breached ISIS and he needs to get into the mainframe to hunt him down (so he can cover his tracks!). All this leads to a surprising ending.
Ep 2 - Training Day Toggle seen
Lana's residual lust for Archer prompts Malory to promote Cyril to field agent. Archer then trains his new competition as only he can, whilst Malory frets over her own past and her son's future.
Ep 3 - Diversity Hire Toggle seen
Owing to a rash of agent deaths (the result of Sterling's carelessness), ISIS can't meet government diversity standards. Enter the gruffly elegant Conway Stern, an "onyx" agent who wears a Star of David around his neck. Conway is "a diversity double whammy," gushes Malory, but that and his secret-agent skills aren't the only reasons she hired him.
Ep 4 - Killing Utne Toggle seen
Malory hosts a dinner party for the UN intelligence chairman, Torvald Utne, in an effort to get a new weapons contract for ISIS. Unfortunately, a group of rival assassins have targeted Mr. Utne for elimination.
Ep 5 - Honeypot Toggle seen
Malory's career is threatened when a sensitive videotape falls into the hands of a rogue (and roguish) Cuban agent, so she calls on Archer’s expertise in seduction to turn the tables on her blackmailer.
Ep 6 - Skorpio Toggle seen
Archer must rescue Lana from the clutches of Skorpio, the infamous arms dealer. Meanwhile, Cyril fears not only for his girlfriend's life, but her succumbing to the seductive nature of Archer's heroics.
Ep 7 - Skytanic Toggle seen
When a bomb threat jeopardizes the maiden voyage of the luxury airship Excelsior, Archer and the ISIS crew must battle the clock (and each other) to avert disaster.
Ep 8 - The Rock Toggle seen
After ISIS loses yet another lucrative contract to rival agency ODIN, Malory assigns Archer and Lana to embarrass ODIN by stealing a priceless diamond from their biggest client.
Ep 9 - Job Offer Toggle seen
When Archer takes a higher-paying job at rival agency ODIN, Malory will stop at nothing to get him back.
Ep 10 - Dial M for Mother Toggle seen
Questions about the identity of Archer's real father lead him into a perilous trap... and an explosive confrontation with Malory.
Season 2
Ep 1 - Swiss Miss Toggle seen
In yet another attempt to secure funding for ISIS, Malory drags her agents to the luxury winter resort town of Gstaad to protect a Swiss billionaire's daughter from a kidnapping threat. But Archer soon finds out the real threat is his protectee: an underage nymphomaniac who will stop at nothing to bed the world’s greatest spy.
Ep 2 - A Going Concern Toggle seen
After Malory is wiped out in a Ponzi scheme, she hatches a scheme of her own: selling ISIS - lock, stock and snack machines - to archrival spy agency ODIN. Archer and the rest of the ISIS employees, rightfully fearing for their jobs, must use every trick in the book (ISIS Field Manual, 3rd Edition) to try to stop the sale.
Ep 3 - Blood Test Toggle seen
When Archer's favorite call girl suddenly arrives for a visit, Archer is shocked to learn that she claims her new baby boy was fathered by him. She obtains a court order that forces him to take a paternity test in hopes of proving her claim.
Ep 4 - Pipeline Fever Toggle seen
Archer and Lana head to Louisiana to stop an ecoterrorist from blowing up a natural-gas pipeline. (Archer’s also looking forward to a Big Easy vacation.) Back at ISIS headquarters, Mallory orders the staff to go green to get “freebie socialist tax credits.” A flashback recalls Lana’s introduction to ISIS.
Ep 5 - The Double Deuce Toggle seen
When members of Woodhouse's famed WWI Royal Flying Corps squadron start dying mysteriously, Archer tries to track down the killer.
Ep 6 - Tragical History Toggle seen
Cyril agrees to help George Spelvin inject a virus into the ISIS mainframe so Cyril can defeat the virus and be seen as a hero.
Ep 7 - Movie Star Toggle seen
On Malory's orders, Lana helps Hollywood star Rona Thorne (voice of Rachael Harris) research her role in a spy thriller while Malory writes a role for herself in the movie (with Cyril's reluctant assistance). Meanwhile, Pam steals Rona's diary.
Ep 8 - Stage Two Toggle seen
Breast cancer strikes the Archer family---Sterling has it. "I'm trying to stay positive," he says. "I can beat this." But before surgery, he wants to bond with young Seamus (even though he isn't actually the baby's father) and take a Las Vegas vacation.
Ep 9 - Placebo Effect Toggle seen
When Archer discovers that the chemotherapy drugs he has been taking are phony, he goes on a rampage against the Irish gangsters behind the scheme. He also makes friends with a fellow marijuana-toking cancer patient (voice of Joan Van Ark). Meanwhile, Cyril learns why Krieger is fluent in Portuguese.
Ep 10 - El Secuestro Toggle seen
Pam is abducted by kidnappers who mistake her for Cheryl. It seems that Cheryl wasn’t completely forthcoming about her background when she applied for her job at ISIS.
Ep 11 - Jeu Monegasque Toggle seen
When a mysterious stranger summons Malory and her intrepid ISIS agents to Monaco, all bets are off! Well, actually all bets are on. Because Monaco is basically one giant casino, and Archer has $4 million in untraceable bearer bonds. Also, it's Gran Prix week, so you can just forget getting a hotel room
Ep 12 - White Nights Toggle seen
Archer's search for his father's identity leads him into hot water. Agent Barry Dylan is sent to rescue Archer.
Ep 13 - Double Trouble Toggle seen
Krieger works to finish a top-secret project, and Archer brings a mysterious former KGB agent named Katya Kazanova home to meet Malory.
Season 3
Ep 1 - The Man From Jupiter Toggle seen
Archer is shocked to learn that his mother is dating Archer's idol/hero/man-crush, Burt Reynolds.
Ep 2 - El Contador Toggle seen
Cyril is promoted to field agent, while Malory institutes a strict drug-testing policy. Neither of which sit well with the staff of ISIS.
Ep 3 - The Limited Toggle seen
The Royal Canadian Mounted Police enlist the help of ISIS to transport a captured Canadian terrorist. On a train.
Ep 4 - Drift Problem Toggle seen
Archer's surprise birthday present - a high-tech, souped-up spy car - leads to all sorts of other surprises. None of which are good.
Ep 5 - Lo Scandalo Toggle seen
Malory turns to Archer and Lana for help when she finds herself in a compromising situation with the Italian prime minister.
Ep 6 - Bloody Ferlin Toggle seen
Archer must help Gillette save his younger brother from a crooked sheriff in the backwoods of West Virginia.
Ep 7 - Crossing Over Toggle seen
Archer's sex life compromises his effectiveness as an agent. But more seriously than the countless other times.
Ep 8 - Skin Game Toggle seen
Archer is faced with a dilemma when his murdered fiance, Katya, miraculously reappears. In Krieger's lab.
Ep 9 - Space Race (1) Toggle seen
Archer and his colleagues at ISIS voyage to the final frontier in an effort to prevent a catastrophe on the International Space Station.
Ep 10 - Space Race (2) Toggle seen
Season finale. Archer and the rest of ISIS are held captive by mutineers on the International Space Station.
Season 4
Ep 1 - Fugue and Riffs Toggle seen
Archer, I mean Bob, has amnesia and decides the only cure is a spa weekend.
Ep 2 - The Wind Cries Mary Toggle seen
Archer and his former best friend are holed up in the Vermont wilderness, fighting hard to come out on top.
Ep 3 - Legs Toggle seen
Archer's fear of cyborgs hits home when Krieger offers to make robotic legs for Gillette.
Ep 4 - Midnight Ron Toggle seen
The beginning of beautiful hatred between Archer and his new stepfather plays out as the two are chased by gangsters.
Ep 5 - Viscous Coupling Toggle seen
Archer's former fiancée calls on him to rescue her cyborg boyfriend from outer space, but he has other things on his mind.
Ep 6 - Once Bitten Toggle seen
Archer is bitten by a snake in a "special place".
Ep 7 - Live and Let Dine Toggle seen
Archer, Lana, and Cyril go undercover in celebrity chef Lance Casteau's hellish kitchen.
Ep 8 - Coyote Lovely Toggle seen
Archer heads to the Mexican border to capture a notorious coyote, which is Spanish for coyote.
Ep 9 - The Honeymooners Toggle seen
Archer and Lana pose as newlyweds to stop a sale of enriched uranium.
Ep 10 - Un Chien Tangerine Toggle seen
Archer and Lana extract an agent from Morocco only to find out his bark is worse than his bite.
Ep 11 - The Papal Chase Toggle seen
Archer must rescue the Pope from an assassination plot using Woodhouse as a decoy. Operation Bad Habit is a go.
Ep 12 - Sea Tunt (1) Toggle seen
Cheryl's brother Cecil Tunt and his girlfriend Tiffy drive her crazier than usual as they travel into the Bermuda Triangle. Where mysteries abound!.
Ep 13 - Sea Tunt (2) Toggle seen
Archer and the ISIS crew go to an underwater SEA LABoratory to stop the deranged Captain Murphy.
Season 5
Ep 1 - White Elephant Toggle seen
ISIS is raided and disbanded by the U.S. government when it transpires that the agency was never sanctioned by them. Its former staff discover a hidden vault containing one-ton of cocaine, and form a drug cartel to sell the drugs to fund their retirements. Then, Archer becomes Archer Vice.
Ep 2 - Archer Vice: A Kiss While Dying Toggle seen
Archer, Pam and Lana travel to Miami to visit some old friends. It's a fondue party!
Ep 3 - Archer Vice: A Debt of Honor Toggle seen
Pam makes a deal that puts everyone in danger. Archer dons his slightly darker black suit to save the day.
Ep 4 - Archer Vice: House Call Toggle seen
Archer has to stage an intervention for Pam that gets derailed by an unwanted guest.
Ep 5 - Archer Vice: Southbound and Down Toggle seen
Malory buys a bus and takes everyone on a road trip. Put that hammer down and give it hell.
Ep 6 - Archer Vice: Baby Shower Toggle seen
Archer decides to give Lana the perfect baby shower gift by forcing Kenny Loggins to sing a duet with Cherlene. Something something Danja Zown!
Ep 7 - Archer Vice: Smugglers' Blues Toggle seen
Archer travels to Columbia on a secret mission that becomes not so secret after he gets drunk.
Ep 8 - Archer Vice: The Rules of Extraction Toggle seen
Archer, Ray, and Cyril raft down a crocodile-filled river while Lana and Pam plan a spa day for Malory.
Ep 9 - Archer Vice: On The Carpet Toggle seen
Archer avoids crash landing in a dangerous swamp only to come face-to-face with a shady arms dealer.
Ep 10 - Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue (1) Toggle seen
Archer and the rest of the ISIS gang are the guests of Gustavo Calderon and his wife Juliana. Calderon is a big fan of Cherlene but Juliana is a bigger fan of Archer.
Ep 11 - Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue (2) Toggle seen
Archer tries to keep his fling with the dictator's wife a secret while Krieger bonds with his clone-brothers.
Ep 12 - Archer Vice: Filibuster Toggle seen
Cyril becomes the new president of San Marcos, Cherlene becomes the first lady of country music, and Archer becomes a resistance fighter.
Ep 13 - Archer Vice: Arrivals/Departures Toggle seen
Archer helps Lana with the delivery of her baby, while Krieger tries to prevent the delivery of a deadly weapon.
Season 6
Ep 1 - The Holdout Toggle seen
Archer must salvage a crashed plane in a jungle filled with relics from World War II.
Ep 2 - Three to Tango Toggle seen
An agent from the past has a hand in creating tension between Archer and Lana.
Ep 3 - The Archer Sanction Toggle seen
Archer, Lana, and Ray climb their way to the top of an assassin’s hit list.
Ep 4 - Edie's Wedding Toggle seen
Pam takes Archer to her sister's wedding but gets side-tracked with technical difficulties.
Ep 5 - Vision Quest Toggle seen
The gang gets to work early so they can spend some quality time together.
Ep 6 - Sitting Toggle seen
Archer’s first weekend alone with baby AJ is soiled by a Pakistani intelligence officer.
Ep 7 - Nellis Toggle seen
A rescue mission turns into an out-of-this-world visit to Area 51.
Ep 8 - The Kanes Toggle seen
Lana introduces Archer to her parents. Archer introduces Lana's parents to high-speed chases.
Ep 9 - Pocket Listing Toggle seen
Slater has the gang swindle the Durhani royal family and Gillette lends a hand.
Ep 10 - Reignition Sequence Toggle seen
An office romance is interrupted by the Russians.
Ep 11 - Achub Y Morfilod Toggle seen
Archer and Lana travel to Wales for a romantic getaway of aiding separatists. Story Inspired from a Rousing Tale by Matthew Rhys
Ep 12 - Drastic Voyage (1) Toggle seen
Archer and the gang prepare for their most fantastic voyage ever.
Ep 13 - Drastic Voyage (2) Toggle seen
The fantastic voyage concludes.
Season 7
Ep 1 - The Figgis Agency Toggle seen
Archer breaks into a mansion to repair a Hollywood starlet's honor.
Ep 2 - The Handoff Toggle seen
Archer and Lana make a handoff while the others listen to the best voicemail ever.
Ep 3 - Deadly Prep Toggle seen
A business opportunity arises at a prep school reunion.
Ep 4 - Motherless Child Toggle seen
A mysterious stranger surfaces and asks Archer to help him find his birth mother.
Ep 5 - Bel Panto (1) Toggle seen
A fundraiser goes awry due to party crashers.
Ep 6 - Bel Panto (2) Toggle seen
Archer and Lana go missing as a hostage situation gets out of control
Ep 7 - Double Indecency Toggle seen
Who's sexier, Cyril or Krieger? Pam or Cheryl? Only one way to find out: bar fight!
Ep 8 - Liquid Lunch Toggle seen
The on-again, off-again relationship of Archer and Slater causes a rift in the on-again, off-again relationship of Archer and Lana.
Ep 9 - Deadly Velvet (1) Toggle seen
Archer and the gang are hired by renowned director, Ellis Crane, to investigate suspicious activity on the set of his new movie, Deadly Velvet.
Ep 10 - Deadly Velvet (2) Toggle seen
Things get even deadlier on the set of Deadly Velvet when someone turns up, you guessed it, dead.
Ep 11 - TBA Toggle seen
Ep 12 - TBA Toggle seen
Ep 13 - TBA Toggle seen
Season 8
Ep 1 - Dreamland: No Good Deed Toggle seen
Archer tries to find out who killed his partner, but accidentally gets in bed with Mother, a notorious L.A. crime boss.
Ep 2 - Dreamland: Berenice Toggle seen
A mysterious woman hires Archer to fake her death but Archer is unable to rise to the occasion.
Ep 3 - Dreamland: Jane Doe Toggle seen
Archer tries to escape from jail with the help of a crazed heiress and a dysfunctional jazz quartet.
Ep 4 - Dreamland: Ladyfingers Toggle seen
While investigating a kidnapping, Archer reveals too much about Figgis and Krieger reveals too much about his past.
Ep 5 - Dreamland: Sleepers Wake Toggle seen
Dutch becomes a new man while Archer's ransom exchange goes up in smoke.
Ep 6 - Dreamland: Waxing Gibbous Toggle seen
All roads lead to Len Trexler as Archer and the gang try to avoid unfriendly ghosts.
Ep 7 - Dreamland: Gramercy, Halberd! Toggle seen
Archer and Trexler try to escape a rampaging Dutch by telling the world's worst knock-knock joke.
Ep 8 - Dreamland: Auflösung Toggle seen
Archer visits Dreamland and receives a big break that leads him to Woodhouse's killer.
Season 9
Ep 1 - Danger Island: Strange Pilot Toggle seen
Archer inserts himself into a domestic dispute and engine troubles threaten to ruin his business.
Ep 2 - Danger Island: Disheartening Situation Toggle seen
Archer estimates his impact on the world while Pam samples the local nightlife.
Ep 3 - Danger Island: Different Modes of Preparing Fruit Toggle seen
Archer, Pam, and Crackers try to find the missing key to their latest get-rich-quick scheme.
Ep 4 - Danger Island: A Warrior in Costume Toggle seen
Archer keeps an eye out for a past nemesis.
Ep 5 - Danger Island: Strange Doings in the Taboo Groves Toggle seen
But there is no joy in Mudville - mighty Pam has struck out.
Ep 6 - Danger Island: Some Remarks on Cannibalism Toggle seen
Archer and Pam request help from a newcomer but he refuses to lend them a hand.
Ep 7 - Danger Island: Comparative Wickedness of Civilized Toggle seen
Archer helps defend a village from party crashers intent on ruining oysterfest.
Ep 8 - Danger Island: A Discovery Toggle seen
Archer and the gang enter a deadly temple in search of an even deadlier treasure.
Season 10
Ep 1 - 1999: Bort the Garj Toggle seen
Archer and the crew of the Seamus wake up to the smell of shepherd's pie and see a business opportunity in their new guest.
Ep 2 - 1999: Happy Borthday Toggle seen
The crew provides entertainment for Bort while Barry-6 tries to crack Archer's safe.
Ep 3 - 1999: The Leftovers Toggle seen
Pam's sandwich ruins everyone's dinner by releasing something deep inside of them.
Ep 4 - 1999: Dining with the Zarglorp Toggle seen
Deep in space, Archer and the crew encounter a terrifying cosmic beast. Even deeper, they encounter a self-aggrandizing life coach.
Ep 5 - 1999: Mr. Deadly Goes to Town Toggle seen
Archer and the crew pick up a hitchhiker and try to convince him to turn his life around.
Ep 6 - 1999: Road Trip Toggle seen
Daydreams of an interstellar road trip turn into an existential nightmare.
Ep 7 - 1999: Space Pirates Toggle seen
A voyage home gets interrupted by an alien battle cruiser carrying precious cargo.
Ep 8 - 1999: Cubert Toggle seen
Archer is convinced a mysterious object is causing the crew to act strangely. Is it magnetic? Is it supernatural? Does it need to be cleaned with some sterile wipes?
Ep 9 - 1999: Robert De Niro Toggle seen
When a trial turns into a party it can only mean that Barry-6 has returned.
Season 11
Archer follows the exploits of eight dysfunctional secret agents of the International Secret Intelligence Service (ISIS), a fictional New York-based intelligence agency. They are : Sterling Archer, the show's narcissistic, womanizing protagonist, Malory Archer, ISIS director and Sterling's snarky, emotionally distant mother, Lana Kane, Sterling's love interest and mother of his infant daughter, and by far the most professional field agent at ISIS, Ray Gillette, the agency's openly gay bomb specialist, Pam Poovey, the head of the agency's Human Resources department who is often ridiculed by her peers, Cyril Figgis, a mild-mannered accountant-turned-agent, Cheryl Tunt, Malory's delusional, psychotic personal assistant and Dr. Algernop Krieger, a bizarre, morally bankrupt scientist with little regard for the well-being of his subjects.
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