Several staffers give advice to college graduates; Martha Stewart finally opens up to Dave about prison life, Criss Angel falls into a woodchipper and survives; the Dixie Chicks performed "Not Ready To Make Nice."

Monologue/Opening: Graig comments on the recent story of a 7 year old boy whom swam across the San Fransisco Bay to Alcatraz island. Offering his own opinions on some parenting decisions, such as kids in the entertainment industry or in sports. Later, "Wedding Expert" Jamie Denbo drops by and gives some advice. Monday's GuestsActress Reba McEntire ("Reba" & "41st Annual Academy of Country Music Awards"); actress Cynthia Watros; Toby Keith ("White Trash With Money") performs.