In preparation for a neighborhood pool party, Stan tells his family to get in tip-top shape. But when an accident ruins the Smith family name, a humiliated Stan fakes his family’s deaths and moves everyone out of Langley Falls to escape his shame.

Quagmire can accept his dad's lifestyle choices, but not when they involve Brian.

Mordecai and Rigby have started their new job, and are pretty pleased with their lodgings. The only cloud on the horizon is the fact they have no furniture. Luckily, Pops is throwing out a chair he doesn't find comfortable, so the two decide to settle ownership with a game of Rock Paper Scissors.

As Mother's Day approaches, Moe narrates an episode in which he writes a letter to Homer, Apu and Reverend Lovejoy, who are vacationing with their children, and threatens to run away with one of their wives. While the trio tries to determine whose wife Moe is referring to, Homer, Lovejoy and Apu flashback to the intimate moments they initially ignored between Moe and Marge, Manjula and Helen Lovejoy. But when the boys return from their trip, they're in for the surprise of their lives.